Wednesday, June 18, 2025
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Road Trip 1
Wednesday, June 04, 2025
Men are Pigs
Yes, the title is misleading. Kind of.
Men, when it comes to sex, are usually pigs. Present company included. I think there is a place for that in sex when it comes to guy-to-guy action. I am, and like, being one.
But honestly, what is it with guys and their unsanitary living arrangements?
A decent enough looking guy hit me up on one of the apps. Decent dick - it seemed. He was a few blocks away from the Panera where I was sitting, because they had wifi and an outlet.
He was hosting. He gave me his 4-1-1 and I headed over. But you know, there is always so much drama with a certain faction of people. Immediately I knew he'd be one.
He meets me outside. But he claims he locked himself out of his apartment and can't get ahold of the super. He's looking for alternatives. At this point, I am not. I trot across the street to the library to take a piss. Miraculously as I return to get to my car he can get in.
Brother!
He mentions casually, his place is - and I quote - "a little messy". I off-handily ask if there are roaches or something? He denies this claim.
I mean, there has to be roaches. Right? Probably rats.
And this was living area. The bedroom and hallway? Worse.
....and this is why I'm a pig. The sex kind. I stayed.
And I shouldn't have.
Everything about this would rank on my top 5 worst tricks - and in early days was raped. Twice! ...and those don't make the top 5.
Honestly, I've never blown a guy like this before. He lay on his back on his bed full of two or three closets worth of clothing. I go between his legs and he kind of closes his legs like a vice, and then puts them up on the air and starts to bring them back like a yoga pose.
And holds it there for the entire time I'm there. It makes it almost impossible to reach his cock, let alone aptly swallow it or bob on it.
He got off in 2-3 minutes. It seemed like hours. And I have no idea how he got off. I don't believe it was anything I did. I don't know I did anything.
It was just horrific.
Sadly, this guy is not alone in housekeeping practices. Lately, I've seen almost equal kinds of dwellings - which have never seen a vacuum or sponge. Not a single square inch on a kitchen counter and every plate, glass and utensil dirty.
At some point I should have a backbone and just say, "you know........this is no gonna work for me....". I wonder when the day will come. Or if.
Thursday, May 22, 2025
Not Seen {allegedly}
I was sniffing around on Sniffies when I spotted this.
Honestly, what's not to like? Big head. Thick shaft. Veins. Decent bush.
36, 190, 6'0". He wanted sucked. But he said he'd be blindfolded. I'd walk in, find him and suck. And after he got off he wanted me to bust my nut on him.
I was certainly for the first half.
He asked if I shot a lot. I replied in the affirmative. I honestly had almost zero intention of doing so. If he were to be truly blindfolded, I'd do what I wanted to do and get the fuck out of there. And then there is the thing after guys shoot: they're done. They have little to no intention of continuing anything. Let alone with a stranger in their place.
I found the address and waited for instructions how to get into the building. As I wanted it to be anon as possible, I stood out of sight of any apartment windows or cams. He texted asking how my mouth felt, I told him, "you're about to find out". He had me come in a side entrance and his was the first apartment on the right.
I walked down and in and found this......
"Blindfolded" would be a stretch. I'm guessing one can probably see through a tan knit cap. But fuck, it's a cock. I'll play along.
I went down on my knees and started licking his nuts. No reaction - physical of verbal.
My tongue traced the underside of his shaft, up to the head and then enveloped the corona. Things sprang to life. It only took a few swipes of my lips and tongue to have him at full mast.
The spit from my mouth made his shaft glisten. It made for easy gliding as I made sure my tongue did a lot of work while bobbing up and down.
He moaned a little but was not very verbal. His foot went to my crotch to feel out my own cock. I was hard and he felt it, but I unzipped and hauled it out for him to really feel with his foot. He never attempted to reach for it - but that didn't seem to be part of the plan.
I was good, if I say so myself, easily deep throating that cock. My lips to his pubes. My constriction of said mouth on his buried shaft.
The guy was revved up I guess. It didn't take long for him to get close. I considered edging him for a bit, but that's not what this scene was about. Blow n Go.
The odd thing, as he started to shoot, he tried to push me away.
FUCK THAT.
I took his head in my mouth and got the load. Most of it. Some splashed on his thigh and I licked that up too.
He lay there while I stood up. My dick was out but I wasn't gonna stroke and shoot. Turns out, like I predicted he didn't want that. He just muttered "no.......no.....".
I zipped up, thanked him, walked out the door and drove away.
....and then he blocked me. Story of my life.