Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Road Trip 1
Wednesday, June 04, 2025
Men are Pigs
Yes, the title is misleading. Kind of.
Men, when it comes to sex, are usually pigs. Present company included. I think there is a place for that in sex when it comes to guy-to-guy action. I am, and like, being one.
But honestly, what is it with guys and their unsanitary living arrangements?
A decent enough looking guy hit me up on one of the apps. Decent dick - it seemed. He was a few blocks away from the Panera where I was sitting, because they had wifi and an outlet.
He was hosting. He gave me his 4-1-1 and I headed over. But you know, there is always so much drama with a certain faction of people. Immediately I knew he'd be one.
He meets me outside. But he claims he locked himself out of his apartment and can't get ahold of the super. He's looking for alternatives. At this point, I am not. I trot across the street to the library to take a piss. Miraculously as I return to get to my car he can get in.
Brother!
He mentions casually, his place is - and I quote - "a little messy". I off-handily ask if there are roaches or something? He denies this claim.
I mean, there has to be roaches. Right? Probably rats.
And this was living area. The bedroom and hallway? Worse.
....and this is why I'm a pig. The sex kind. I stayed.
And I shouldn't have.
Everything about this would rank on my top 5 worst tricks - and in early days was raped. Twice! ...and those don't make the top 5.
Honestly, I've never blown a guy like this before. He lay on his back on his bed full of two or three closets worth of clothing. I go between his legs and he kind of closes his legs like a vice, and then puts them up on the air and starts to bring them back like a yoga pose.
And holds it there for the entire time I'm there. It makes it almost impossible to reach his cock, let alone aptly swallow it or bob on it.
He got off in 2-3 minutes. It seemed like hours. And I have no idea how he got off. I don't believe it was anything I did. I don't know I did anything.
It was just horrific.
Sadly, this guy is not alone in housekeeping practices. Lately, I've seen almost equal kinds of dwellings - which have never seen a vacuum or sponge. Not a single square inch on a kitchen counter and every plate, glass and utensil dirty.
At some point I should have a backbone and just say, "you know........this is no gonna work for me....". I wonder when the day will come. Or if.