Saturday, February 23, 2008

"Clean Up on Aisle 3"

Still no hook-ups....but not to worry, I'm traveling next week and will almost assuredly get laid one way or the other. Hopefully multiple times.

Overheard today at an adult video store (no arcade):

Clerk: Tom! When are you going to get Treasure Island's SPERM BANK (capped for how his voice went up in volume!) in. This guy is looking for a copy!!

My g-d, it was like a bad sitcom line - "price check on extra small condoms" - or something like that.

Unfortunately, the guy attempting to purchase the movie was me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have an extra copy of Sperm Bank. you want it? :)