Friday, January 06, 2006

Porn Interview (or Lucky Friday - pt 1)

Yeah - I know the following will sound like a bad porn movie set-up. And even before I type it out - as I write it in my head - it sounds cheesey. But I will say that in actuality it was a very hot encounter.

I answered an ad in craigslist for a bi male who wanted to fulfill a fantasy by fucking a guy in their office. I've blown guys in my office before (and in theirs) but never taken it up the butt. It took quite a bit of arranging of our schedules to make it happens, but we never lost the hope.

I like my job and had every intention of keeping it - so the fantasy of middle of the day while everyone works in the vicinity was just that - a fantasy. There are very few dicks out there that I'm gonna lose my job over.

The meeting was for 6:15a. No one would be around. I told him to bring his CV w/him and we'd discuss a possible job. Whenever I contacted him I wanted to be as professional as possible. I thought that would be as far as the roleplay went. I was wrong. We never broke from the roles established.

He arrived on time and in full interview dress. Very handsome. Short greying hair. Strong jaw line. I brought him back to my office and we discussed basic interview questions w/a sexual edge. When I asked him what he thought he had that no other candidate had - his hand dropped to his lap and gave a firm grip as he answered. He asked what I was like as a boss - and I clearly told him I appreciated directness and never fucked over my employees. He in turn responded that he never fucked his boss. I said - 'you mean "fuck over" your boss'. With another grip, he reiterated that he meant what he originally said.

With that I told him to show me what he could offer the company. He unzipped and pulled out a nice 6.5" piece of meat. Though thick - it got thicker as you headed to the base. I showed him how I perform my oral presentations. After a few minutes he got the idea of what I was about. But to drive home his abilities - he pushed me over my desk. While he dug in his suit pocket for lube and a condom (well prepared...will note on his interview evaluation), I unbuckled my suit pants and let them drop to the floor.

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In no time he was where he wanted to be - giving me his own style of work. I peppered the conversation in that these are the benefits that H.R. never mentions. He pumped harder at that. But he was convinced he could learn something more from my oral skills if I wouldn't mind covering that area again. After pulling out, I went to my knees and took off his rubber and layed it on my desk. Re-enveloping his manhood, I took him to the root where he showed me that he could take charge of a project - and finish on schedule.

Within a few minutes I was swallowing the load he'd deprived his girlfriend of for the last three days. We talked about how the job might mean early morning meetings or late conferences - all which he seemed fine with.

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Sure it's tough filling an opening - but that's what they pay me for. I do think he'll have to come back for a 2nd or 3rd round. Maybe find out how much of a team player he really is.

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